Unfortunately, Halloween is just not happening for me this year. On top of all the other stress, I'm just now moving to a new apartment. Finally, out of the asylum and into a quiet neighborhood!
The search was pretty stressful, as it is very difficult to find affordable and yet decent housing anywhere in the Chicagoland area. If it's cheaper, it's in the ghetto or the barrio. If it's nice, it's in a ritzy, expensive area. We have two major airports and lots of trains to avoid. I had to pass on a dream apartment due to the fact that the Metra train passes the bedroom 48 times a day, sounding their sirens. So do the freight trains. I'd only end up being able to sleep from 1AM to 5AM, then I'd be woken up every 20 minutes. No way. But I did find an almost-as-wonderful one even closer to work, and without trains.
I pretty much buried my old landlord. He's been so stressed out over the war he started with me (and which I of course won with true and actual "shock and awe" tactics) that he cannot control his blood pressure (the meds are making it worse...his doctor is an idiot) and he's getting a detached retina and going blind over all this. I have absolutely no sympathy for him. His whole ill-chosen war with me has practially (and I mean it literally) bankrupted him with legal fees, city ordinance tickets, etc. His lawyer demanded $3,000 in back rent and that I be out by Oct. 1st. That was in court on Sept. 25th. My lawyer made a wonderful counter-offer: "Fuck you. He stays until Nov. 31st and he doesn't owe you a goddamned penny!".
My lawyer got his way, of course.
Court cost the landlord roughly (including not getting rent from me for 6 months) $8,000, plus he got another roughly $2,000 in tickets and fines from the city (with plenty more on the way, courtesty of Halaster). The city is making him replace the entire 2nd floor staircase. That's at least $3,000 at the lowest estimate. He had to spend $250 on smoke detectors and CO detectors. He had to spend $2,000 paying a plumber to fix problems in the two unrented apartments. He has to spend another $2,000 or more to add a booster to the hot water system. He is going to have to replace the stoves/ovens in 5 of the 6 apartments in the building (I have the only working oven/stove). He'll get them at the flea market, but figure another $500 for that. I have a structural engineer coming out to determine whether the balcony is up to code. You would not believe these things if you saw the building, it looks fine. He has to replace a broken camera of mine that he destroyed, at $250. He's getting court fines for assaulting me (only managed to break the camera, but he's still charged with battery). That's another $1,000 to $3,000 in fines, plus another $1,000 for his lawyer. That comes to...Anywhere from $17,750 to $18,750. There are more fines and city ordinance issues he needs to fix. When all is said and done, I suspect the final cost of his war with me will be roughly $25,000 to $35,000 out of his pocket. Plus the stress, the detached retina, the doctor bills, the medical bills (he's on tons of meds which aren't working). He's lost tenants because I've warned them away. Somebody came looking to rent an apartment last night and I told him about the building. He's looking elsewhere.
Oh, add another $3,000 - $5,000 plus fines if the city finds the balcony to be not up to code, which I can almost guarantee it is not.
Worse yet, he has court on the 14th of November, where he's getting slapped with probation and a criminal record, on top of his fines. He'll probably have his stroke or heart attack right there in court, and die hearing me laughing at him.
Aside from the uncontrollabe high blood pressure (which is really, really high), and the detached retina, he's depressed and now taking anti-depressants, he's self-medicating, and he's crying that I've killed him and he no longer wants to live.
And you guys thought I was vicious in the 3E wars! In real life, I am a terror from hell!
Oh the irony! While I was typing this post, guess who just rang my doorbell? Yup. The city inspector. More tickets, more fines.
Anyway, after I deduct my expenses for running this war from the money I saved not paying rent, I come out ahead by two full months of rent. Not bad considering I cost the landlord more money than his building has actually generated for him over the course of two whole years.
Oh Halaster, you evil bastard!
Anyway, the new place will have a nice, huge basement area that I can use for D&D games, and is in a nice quiet location only 10 minutes from the office (right now it's a 45 minute drive in good traffic, about an hour to an hour and a quarter in bad traffic).
I'm hoping to finally get some relaxation and to be able to get some work done on BIP in December.
